Wednesday, May 2, 2012

dialogue

1: i have to pee
2: what?
1: i HAVE to pee
2: right now?
1: duh. why would i go through the trouble of saying i did if i didn't??
2: we are like in the middle of nowhere
1: well this rain isn't helping
2: what do you want me to do about it?
1: pull over.  LET ME PEE!
2: we're gonna be late
1: but i gotta go
2: hold it!
1: i have been
2: just don't think about it
1: IT'S RAINING!!
2: ok, i'll turn the music up
1: no, that music sucks
2: but this is my jam!
1: you suck
2: fine change it
(changing station)
1: ugh. we're in the middle of nowhere
2: so we'll just listen to my music then
1: i still have to pee
2: and i'm still not gonna stop
1:UGH.

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